Reading order
New plots start with Getting Started and Controls, then How to Steal Eggs. Raise Speed before you force rare nests. Use How to Make Money and Base and Treadmill Upgrades once hatches need slots and spends.
Which Steal an Egg for Squishy Dumplings! guides are published?
Getting Started
First-hour plan for Steal an Egg for Squishy Dumplings: one safe steal, a hatch that pays, then treadmill Speed before rare nests.
How to Steal Eggs
Approach, grab, and get home in Steal an Egg for Squishy Dumplings without handing the egg back to the Squishy.
Speed Training
Use the plot treadmill to raise Speed so escapes, six-player contests, and Update 5 zones stop deleting your eggs.
How to Make Money
Turn finished steals into passive Squishy income, then into the next treadmill or plot buy.
Sizes
Read egg and Squishy size as both income and chase cost, and farm the largest step you can actually finish.
Base and Treadmill Upgrades
Order plot income against treadmill Speed so each steal becomes a permanent upgrade.
Controls
Movement, camera, and the steal prompt on desktop, mobile, tablet, and console, without a fake keymap.
Update 4 Keep Audit
Re-rank keeps after the September 26, 2026 New Eggs + Squishes pool so launch-week Squishies are not still occupying the plot.
Update 5 Zones
Scout Update 5 spaces, buy Speed margin, and only then farm the new nests. Zone names and a separate ship date are not published here.
